No Shame 2/24/12

We had a full and varied order--see it in the comments!

Old Order #3 - 2/17/12

1. Blogna by Jesse
Jesse tries to get Marek to make him a sandwich. Homegirl don't play that.

2. Career Advising by Marek's Life

A recreation of what I can only assume is a completely true event

2.5. Can by Alex

Someone wants a dollar. He cannot has.

3. Day by M. Truby Steef

Another nonsense poem this week.

4. My Dad Is The Best Dad by Molly Jean

I think 10 years still count.

4.5. I Have by Alex

Hands down pants. Still no dollar.

5. Marathons by Tyler Francis Everett

Oh I get it, it's about sperm. Racing to the egg. And we won because we exist. Take that, lesser haploid cells.

6. Chair God Trilogy (All Hail) part 3 by Asher

The final installment includes a reference to the nonsense poem writer.

6.5. A Dollar? by Alex
A PSA against asking fro money. You will be shot.

7. Revenge
Craig interviews the real Bryan McIntyre while some other tall asian guy in the audience glared.

8. Idiot Monologues pt. 3 by Taylor

The conclusion of Taylor wearing really awesome goggles. Or is it?

9. Italian Refrigerator by Rai

The answer to the Black Eyed Peas question: Where is the love?

Old Order #2 - 2/10/12 *NO PANTS NO SHAME

*Technically Pants-Optional No Shame

1. No Pants No Shame Opening Speech by Craig Martin

What it sounds like

2. Letter to my Beloved by David Rout

A mad lib that makes too much sense.

2.5. Compensation (this and all .5s were the Tinkerbell sketches)

Peter Pan has trouble with the ladies, Tinkerbell helps

3. Singularity by Ladders

3.5. Sigh

See 2.5

4. If The Westboro Baptists Took Over Hollywood (by Nick?)

Fred Phelps sure does hate the gays.

4.5. Intruder

See 3.5

5. A Poem About Valentine's Day by Molly
Hehe. Masturbation.

5.5. Big Guns

See 4.5

6. Flash Fiction by Sean

Deviating from his usual poetry into Katie's territory.

6.5. Winner

See 5.5

7. The Idiot Monologues Pt. II by Blind Child

Taylor tells the second part of a story wearing awesome goggles

8. Half-and-Half by Spencer Abbe

A serious piece in which homophobia and homosexuality split up and then mixed up

9. The Penultimate Love Story by Rai Dioactive
In the form of a pretty love song.

10. Desolation - Early 21st Century Poetry (by Bryan)

Craig Martin is a skilled poet who loves cheese and hates Michael

10.5. A Declaration of Love

Actually, a declaration of War. Lots of Craig on Bryan/Bryan on Craig action to come.

11. Romantic Poem by M. Truby Steef

A nonsense poem read to the tune of the jabberwockee that wasn't the jabberwockee

12. Train Scene by Asher Stuhlman

Butts in chairs (all hail)

13. Love Letter.. You Know, For V-Day by Sasha

Another mad lib, this one created with the help of the audience, who have a disturbing Craig fetish, apparently

Old Order #1 - 2/3/12

1. Never Heard 'em Singin' by John Dingo

2. The Sexiest Sex Line by Craig Martin

3. Dreams by Molly Jean

4. Blood for the Blood God by Asher Stuhlman

5. Segway by Moon Bones

6. Staked Out by Noa. S. Brown

7. Hurk Jimmel Turk by M. Truby Steef

7.5. My Encounter With The 4th Wall by Jesse Heisel

8. Hey, Buddy! by Steve Monaco

9. Socially Awkward Sitcom Episode 3 by Mmmmmm....

10. This Poem Is For Humans Only by Dog Killer M.D.

11. The Idiot Monologues Pt. I by Terry On Fire

12. That Damned Alphabet pts. 26, 26, and 26 by Noah S. Brown

13. Cinderbro by Sasha

14. A Part by Rai

15. Fishing Rods + Lace by Ahab

15.5. A Shocking Thing I Realized About Craig Martin by Jesse Heisel