Old Order Found!

This probably isn't a full order and might not even be from the same night, but I think we might make these eligible for BONS spring semester if any of them are worthy since they were left out of the running for fall's BONS. Except for Preacher Time by Jeremiah Sampson and Capitol Steps for the GOP Candidate by Dick Roberts

1. A list of porn titles by Craig

Grinding Nemo, The Fuck It List, Pari of Normal Ass Titties and a dozen more

2. The Meaning of The Christmas Song Is It wroten by Craig

...Drunk.

3. I hate my roommate by Jesse

I seem to recall a lot of white stuff on Craig's face

4. Letter to an Old Friend by David Rout

A friend's betrayal

5. I want a Life by Arlen Lawson

Arlen mono-fucking-logues for a while.

6. Vancouver by Rai Tokuhisa

A song.

7. From the makers of that pirate porn comes that new ninja porn by the people who don't use all that CGI shit.

sneaky orgasms.

8. -979 (.979?) by Stinky Jones

Another song.

9. The Ballad of Ray Roberts by William Ford

Yet another song.

10. On Death and Shit by Molly Jean

I don't remember this one, but it sounds heartwarming

11. An Open letter to the Fat Cats on Wall Street by Spencer Abbe

Don't recall this one either. I will simply imagine for a moment infinite fat cats

The following aren't pieces I've found, but I remember them:

Spencer and Craig start a religion by Spencer, and Craig's follow up piece

SPIRIT OF THE BOOKS! And a duck named mortichi

Quit Doppleganging up on me by Bryan and Morgan

Bryan and I do terrible impressions of and are dicks to each other.

BEST OF NO SHAME FALL (WINTER?) 2011 ORDER!

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BEST OF NO SHAME, FALL 2011

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1. Baseball Pants - Aubrey

2. Baker and Sam – Tyler Cocksucker

3. Why I Don’t Drink Beer - Jesse

4. Poems - Sean

5. Cookie Cutters – Tyler Francis Everett

6. ¼¹ Witching Hour – Rai ¿Â

6.5. Magic Bullet - Craig

7. It’s All Greek To Me - Morgan

8. Weird Book Titles - Molly

NaN. Capitol Steps – Dick Roberts

9. Sexy Sexy Sexting - Alex

9.5 – 10.5. Chew: the Trilogy - Morgan

11.ÄÈÅ Reduce, Reuse, Recycle – Someone In This Room

12. The Man Who Stares From Ceilings – Blind Child

13. A piece by Stinky Jones

14. Butthole Dunking - Craig

15. Cat People Putting Out Fires – David Bowie

15.5. I’m Stumped! - Morgan

16. Water Eaters and Drinkers – the Undiscovery Channel

17. a comprehensive list of sexual fetishes - asher

18. ·º PREACHER TIME! – Lloyd Henry ½Á

19. The World’s Greatest Heckler – Spencer Abbe

No Shame! December 2!! DEAD WEEK!!!

1. Spam Monologue- by Asher Sthulman

Asher eats spam and gives us its gross history.

2. Surprise! -by Rai Parfait and Sasha

I'm a LESBIAN!

3. A Problem With Time Travel- by Nick Edinger

Forget about all the time loop stuff, just waste 'er already!

4. Two Poems- by Olivia and Kristen

Touching memorial poems for dead week.

5. An Unpopular Opinion- by Spencer Abbe

bluh bluh END THE HAWKS bluh bluh

6. Song For Our Grandfather- Sean Burnham

A touching memorial sax song.

7. Where's my hat? - Jesse

WhereisitforrealIneedtogotoworkandit'scoldetc...

8. Sex is Like...- by Craig Martin

Sex is like Skyrim, once nerds get it it's all they'll talk about.

9. Ask Away - Jesse

Muchas Pregunats!

10. If He Had- by a Lady

Adolf Hitler's alternative autobiography.

11. The Mexican Whore-Standoff- by Craig Martin

WHORE!!!!!!

12. Recollections of Holiday Traditions- by My. Orphans

SSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLENNNNNNNNNNNTTTT NNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHTTTTTT................................

13. Little Timmy's Tootin' Trombone: A Christmas Tale- by Matt maybe I don't recall

A Chirstmas story with Devito and Freeman

14. And Then My Mom Walked In- by Matt Picket

The rythem to "Prince Ali" is alluring...

15. The Donner Disney Party- by Matt Picket

Nom nom nom DUCK

16. Dry Youth- Taylor Pedersen

cool poetry dude