Daddy, what are you doing with that pillow?
Shhh... it's ok son. You see, you know we love your new baby brother Facebook. A lot of people love him too. Just like they love you, I promise. Now sleep, my big ol' angel, and dream of the days when Blogger was relevant, when twerking was something you did with a hammer to remove a nail. No one will harm you ever again. I promise. Go to sleep... sleep...
(smothers blog with a pillow until it stops twitching)
(sobs)
(goes back to playing Farmville)
https://www.facebook.com/noshametheateriowacity
(smothers blog with a pillow until it stops twitching)
(sobs)
(goes back to playing Farmville)
https://www.facebook.com/noshametheateriowacity
posted by Nick Edinger at 12:58 PM
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