Sunday, January 22, 2012

No Shame Theater Order for January 20, 2011

WE had our first show of the semester and the order is in the comments.


Blogger Morgan Miller said...

1. Give Me All Your Money by Jesse Heisel

Oranges don't leave bruises.

2. Socially Awkward Sitcom Pilot by Mmmm...

Marek is racist. Or is she? Yes, she is.

2.5. The Land Before Tim by Dave Kelly

Because apparently he isn't here yet.

3. The Worst Day of My ENtire Life by Molly Middleton


4. A Steaming Pile of Shit by Spencer Abbe


5. The Handburger problem by evn skenk

Because you hold burgers in your hand and there is no ham involved.

6. How I learned to Play Guitar by Sasha

I believe you're supposed to play those with a pick, not your dick.

7. There are better words for this by Rai Dioactive

A song about how the song among other things will not be about a boy.

8. Five Short Tales of Murder by Asher Stuhlman

The stories of 5 people who got murdered to death.

9. When I grow up by Day Killer, MD

He had many evil aspirations, but settled for being happy instead.

10. In the Burning Night by Taylor

An excerpt:
"Peeking through floors
Touching your toes
Writhing beneath you
More, I need more!
Scratching the bottoms
Of beds still sleeping"

Scurry stuff.

11. The Adventures of Steve the Unicorn Chapter 2 by Corey Burns

Giant Pokemon plush toys may or may not have been involved.

12. An Only Somewhat Witty Title by Nick Edinger

British accents are people too. The moral is somewhere along those lines.

13. Mommy, Congratulations by a Happy Mother

Finally someone addresses the epidemic of three year old pregnancies.

14. Coupe D'etat by Two People Who Really Shouldn't Divulge their Names, complete with social security and credit card numbers respectively

They tried to break the 3 rules of No Shame. Jokes on them that nobody was really hurt, they only sampled another script while the piece we cut off at five minutes was of their own making. The board lives to lazily maintain the rules another day.

15. A Message from the Shi Ak Un, Glorious Chairman of East Wing Dings

If we don't return their Graham Crackers, they will not give us our Nacho Cheeseah Sausu.

1/22/2012 6:22 PM  
Anonymous Dog Killer MD said...

Please check your mailbox, I left something good for you.

1/28/2012 2:31 AM  
Anonymous Millemann said...

Please check your mailbox, I left something good for you.

11/10/2012 3:40 PM  

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