Saturday, November 12, 2011

No Shame Theater Discussion 11/11

No Shame took place in part at 11:11 11/11/11. (Although it's more like 23:11 11/11/2011 if we're going to be completely honest with ourselves.) I wish you enjoyed it anyhow. Ha ha ha. Get it? Wish? Well fine. Screw you anyway. Order in the comments or whatever.


Blogger Morgan Miller said...

1. Heavy Metal Kijinks by Asher Stuhlman
This was sofa king metal.

2. Little Debbie, Big Slut
Snack treats are code for porn.

3. Three poems by Sean Burnam
Sean wears a leather jacket and stands on a block BECAUSE HE'S AN ARTIST.

3.5 All Out by Morgan Miller
Bryan is all out of bubblegum but Craig knows a good Casey's

4. Maniac in the Sky by Spencer Abbe
Spencer has a butcher's knife. The rest have nightmares.

4.5 Chew by Morgan Miller
Bryan is has bubblegum, Craig lacks an ass.

5.Conversations from a Disney Channel All Star Party by An anonymous Observer at the Party.
It wasn't Bieber. It...It was the fangirls. *cue screams*

5.5 Ass by Morgan Miller
Bryan got his Ass kicked, Craig smells nice

6. An open letter to Penn State University, Staff, Students, Jerry Sandusky, and Joe Paterno by Craig Martin
No really, FUCK those guys.

7. Dude I think we are in fanfiction by Sasha
A terribly spelled fanfiction at that. Also Nibbles.

8. Sex Moves by Matt Picket
In which there is a contest to create new sexual positions from funny names. Molly and some other dude from the audience whose name I know not won.

9. Misguided Civilian Hero by Matt
Ginger and Nickleback and Fire extinguishers--Oh my!

9.5. 10 reasons my Girlfriend settled by Cory Burns
10 reasons you need a hug.

9.5.2. Is your name sunshine by you just brightened my day
Who wouldn't like to see Barbara's breasts in better light?

10. Steve the Unicorn
There's a unicorn and a turtle and funny voices.

11. The Interview-- B.Y. Line
Something tells me Michael didn't get the job.

11.5 Bryan and Craig's weekend plans
Why wasn't I invit--oh, they're inviting everyone to Kabaddi, the ancient-ish Indian sport of ass-kickery? Oh, right. HOW COME NONE OF YOU CAME? :C

9. Misguided

11/12/2011 5:56 PM  
Anonymous Craig Martin said...

My favorites were number 4, and the bubble gum saga.

11/24/2011 4:51 PM  

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