Saturday, October 22, 2011

No Shame Theater Discussion 10/21

We had a show, complete with newly-21 drunk Spencer. Order in the comments


Blogger Morgan Miller said...

1. Oranges and Maybe a Social Experiment by Spencer Abbe
A traveler of undisclosed sex tries to catch the common cold.

2. Twenty Years --or Kick the Football, Charlie Brown by Asher Stuhlman
A middle-aged man and his mother argue about why he's still in high school.

3. 15 worst things to hear before Sex by Craig Martin
I don't see what's not sexy about Cannibal Corpse's "I cum blood"

4. We are the One Percent
Those poor, rich bastards.

5. Confessions of a Creeper
Maybe that guy you think is a creep has trouble talking to you without mumbling or stuttering because he thinks you're pretty. Would you think he was a creep if he was handsome?

6. Art Project by Lisa
We get our first female nudity of the year complete with body paint in a piece that I'm sure was quite profound except I couldn't hear it.

7. I Love Juice by Morgan Miller
A short LOTR fan has a phobia of being wrongly accused of murder, decides to kill everyone, but it doesn't work out so well.

8. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle by someone in this room
A pretty poem read by a pretty person who may or may not have written the poem

9. Weird Book Titles found by Molly
We need to get "How to Raise a Jewish Dog" for Marek.

10. Communicable by Alex Gomen
Hate is a disease.

11. Clitmus Test by Jeff Michaels
Drunk Spencer likes to insinuate that Craig is a homosexual

12. Poptart mishap by Jesse
Poptarts are mean to Sophie, Jesse beats the shit out of Poptarts, Matt just watches.

13. The Follies of Franklin Part 1
The heartwarming story of a giraffe named Franklin who becomes addicted to cocaine and his adventures with his bunny friend Jack and the murder of a Sperm whale named Herman.

14. Craig Martin's True Life Reenactments Vol 1: Graduation Party
Spencer aptly fills the role of Craig's drunken father, Craig accidently swims with shit, has good friends, and Korey is an asshole.

15. At the end of the Day, The Men by Taylor Cook
Taylor didn't take Riley's tale. Where is it? It's gone. Riley knows, but where did Taylor put it? Also: water is magic.

16. A Special Announcement by the Harry Johnson Moose Party
I can't wait to dive fist first into a Harry Ice Hole.

17. Songs
Improvised songs about drunk Spencer and vaginas, Monkey Jizz, and something else that's escaping me. Something involving the term "Wincest." I'll assume it was Star Wars.

10/22/2011 6:28 PM  
Anonymous Craig Martin said...

Best pieces were 1,6,7,8, and 16

11/07/2011 1:55 AM  
Anonymous Michael Jeffries said...

I like number 15

11/07/2011 10:38 PM  

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