Saturday, December 05, 2009

Best of Order Fall 2009

These are the pieces that will be performed next week at the BEST OF SHOW!

1. In the Act
by Montgomery Scott

2. Those Gay Mormons in: "The Smelly Buttplug"
by Dr. Mondo Buttplug Esq.

3. Happy Tips for the Companion Challenged
by Sammi

4. Sibling Song
by Katy Baggs

5. Testimony of Brutus Gemini
by Mirri

6. Tall Tale
by Spencer Abbe

6.5 Cologne-ization of the Americas
by James S. Roth

7. The triple Bees
by Sven, Jacob, and Logan

8. Seven Years Blind
by Arlen Lawson

9. The Great Tale of Cumshot McGee
by Eli Wilkinson

10. Timothy Applebee
by Taylor Cook

11. Zeus, the Sexual Ouroborous
by Luke Christensen

11.5. Transitive Verb (Sland)- the process by which one turns into a whore
by Merriam Webster dot com backslash

12. Traditions
by Asher Stuhlmann

13. The Great Master
by Evan Schenck

14. Speech for Forgotten Realms Club of Sciences
by President and CEO Norman R. Pace

15. Feets
by Kjai, Justin, Teresa, & Cassi


Blogger LSK said...

I'm a little bit disappointed that A Dance Party didn't make it. I'm not disappointed in the least that neither piece starring Table didn't, but A Dance Party is a glaring omission.

Not that this is a bad order.

12/05/2009 1:21 PM  
Blogger Eli said...

The reason "A Dance Party" didn't get in was because I thought that the joke was too much of a "one time thing" where people would know the joke before hand.

12/06/2009 3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just what in the Sam Hell is "sland"?

12/07/2009 12:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sland" is a transcription error from when that piece was first taken in the order. It should be "Slang," but I guess they're trying to keep the piece in the same form as it was nominated.

12/07/2009 10:07 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Mondo Buttplug said...

To the No Shame board and performers of "Those Gay Mormons":
I regret that I will be unable to attend Best of No Shame this coming week and therefore cannot furnish you with scripts. Have any of you saved copies from when the piece was first performed? Perhaps the board could duplicate the light booth copy (are light booth copies saved?).
I apologize for this inconvenience. I tremendously appreciate being selected for Best Of this semester, and I hope that my piece will still be performed. I simply cannot make it in person to deliver new scripts. Please let me know whether the older copies can be located and/or duplicated.
Thank you very much once again for accepting my pieces and selecting one for Best Of this semester.

Dr. Mondo Buttplug, Esq.

12/07/2009 11:10 AM  
Blogger Eli said...

Dr. Mondo-

Its cool. I do have a giant binder with almost every light booth copy in it. I will make copies to give to the actors. Its too bad you can't make it to the show. We are all very excited to see this piece go up again.

And yes. We kept it "sland" as a little joke for those of us who were there when Luke first typo-ed it.

12/07/2009 11:19 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Mondo Buttplug said...

Thank you very much, Eli. I hope everyone will enjoy themselves at Best Of.

12/07/2009 3:25 PM  
Blogger Morgan Miller said...

I've still got a copy of "Those Gay Mormons," so I won't need another.

12/07/2009 6:50 PM  
Blogger Eli said...


12/08/2009 5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why were some pieces missing from the Youtube videos of the show, notably Dr. Mondo's and the Triple B's pieces?

12/23/2009 7:22 PM  
Blogger Katy Baggs said...

Well, the Triple Bees weren't there at the show. A performer who was in Dr. Mondo made a request that I not put it online, which I honored.

I know, I know, who WOULDN'T want to be seen on the Internet talking about horsefucking and radishes in their ass?

12/23/2009 7:42 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

is there no shame this weekend? Its Jan 15, 2010, and I live in CR and dont want to drive down if they arent. When and where info would be awesome

1/15/2010 5:24 PM  
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1/19/2010 11:23 AM  
Blogger Eli said...

No there is no show this Friday. Our first show of the semester will be January 29th.

1/20/2010 12:12 PM  

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