Sunday, November 20, 2005

Big Butt (No Shame) Theatre, 11/18/05

Copied from Adam's post on the MSN board...

I remember everything but "Grape Cider Overdrive". What did Eli do as a point-five?

No Shame Iowa City 11-18-05, Lip Synch Night
1. "Sun-Wolf Medley" by Eli Wilkinson
(lip synch: "Little Red Ridin' Hood". "Let the Sun Shine In")
2. "A Propagandhi Song" by Sean Shatto
(lip synch)
2.5 "Small Asian Vaginas" by Eric Landuyt
(scene: two men discuss vaginae)
3. "Cutsie Ootsie Wootsie" by Danielle and Drew
(lip synch: "Will you Still Love Me Tomorrow?")
4. "Family Skies 2" by Patrick Ashcraft's Evil Twin
(lip synch: Hector proposes to lighthouse keeper Leslie)
5. "I Wanna Get" by Jamal River
(lip synch to Cypress Hill: Jamal wants to get high)
6. "You Won't Regret It" by John Leigh
(Aprille confesses child-Gomez abuse to Becky/Belki)
7. "A Song" by Stuart Erb
(song with electric guitar)
8. "The Mule Is" by Michael "Silver" Tabor
(lip synch to Jamal's live "Love Potion No. 9")
9. "Those Darn Dogs" by Timm Sitzmann
(lip synch/execution to the Baha Men)
9.5 "Grape Cider Overdrive" by Eli Wilkinson
10. "That Crazy Lady from 'Trading Spouses': Remix" by Aprille Clarke
(lip synch to weird techno)
11. "I Gotta Man" from Katy Baggs to Bobby Evers
(lip synch: Katie rejects Bobby's rapped advances)
12. "We Are Here" by Mirri
(Travis lip synchs to Mirri's live "We Are Here to Scare You-hoo-hoo")
13. "Just a Gigolo" by Eric Landuyt
(lip synch/striptease)
14. "We Go Together" by John Shelton
(lip synch to Grease)
15. "Workaday #0: Earnest A. Starker" by Adam Hahn
(lip synch to Britney Spears)
16. "The Richard Cheese" by Bernice Wells Carlson
(lip synch to lounge versions of dirty pop songs; shattered wine glass)

Announcements Included:
-Next week, have a happy Thanksgiving instead of a No Shame. The following week is dead week, then BONS.
-Make your Best Of nominations on the blog or MSN board. (Michael or Aprille, do you want to create a blog discussion separate from this show's?) We will announce the order at the dead week show.
-The Michael Tabor's are releasing a new CD on December 3. They are playing a show that night at Uptown Bill's with opening act Dirty Sixty.
-December 1-3, see "Who Wears the Boobs in this Family?" in Theatre B. Danielle and Drew are in it, as were some other people in the audience, but I can't remember who was actually affiliated with that show and who was just joking about wearing the boobs.


Anonymous Katy Baggs said...

After Friday night, I downloaded Cypress Hill's "I Want to Get High" and laughed all over again. Jamal is funny in everything he does.

11/21/2005 5:32 PM  
Blogger Shelton said...

So did I Katy! I also downloaded the song you did. Those two were the best ones of the night. Except maybe Mirri and Travis's. And Danielle's. And the last one. So, I guess you make the top 5. Or 7. Damn. This compliment isn't working out too well.

11/22/2005 8:38 AM  
Blogger timm said...

i may post a full review later, but i have to say that hands down, best piece of the night was the first attempt at little asian vaginas.

Quarters gets the best performance of the night award. so hillarious.

11/22/2005 4:51 PM  
Blogger Eli Wilkinson the First said...


1½ c. canned or cooked pumpkin or squash
1 c. brown sugar, firmly packed
½ tsp. salt
2 tsp. cinnamon
1 tsp. ginger
2 T. molasses
3 eggs, slightly beaten
12 oz. can of evaporated milk
1 unbaked pie shell

Combine pumpkin, sugar, salt, spices and molasses. Add eggs
and milk and mix thoroughly. Pour into unbaked ie shell and
bake in hot oven (425°) for 40 to 45 minutes, or until knife
inserted comes out clean.

*Sigh* How come everytime i write a review and push the publish button that my review turns into a pie recipe.... makes me want to die inside. At least this one doesn't have bullets in it.

11/28/2005 8:26 AM  
Blogger santangelo said...

Eli...that is so funny that is makes my tummy smile.

11/28/2005 12:08 PM  
Blogger santangelo said...

PS my mom makes some really killer oatmeal chocolate chip cookies...I think she stole the recipe from this whitehouse cookbook...I'm pretty sure they were Hillary Clinton's favorite...we'll exchange recipes soon.

11/28/2005 12:10 PM  
Anonymous mirri said...


11/28/2005 4:58 PM  
Blogger Eli Wilkinson the First said...

YAY! Recipe exchange!

11/28/2005 11:46 PM  

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