Saturday, October 22, 2005

Official Roanoke NS Order for 10.21.05

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

RICHIE CANNADAY (1ST ROANOKE NO SHAME HOST) IS IN TOWN!!
MARIACHI BAND AT HOLLINS ON SUNDAY!!
BIG LICK CONSPIRACY EVERY 1ST AND 3RD SATURDAYS STARTING AGAIN NOVEMBER 5TH!!
SHOW AT DOLCE (SEE JOHN PEERY)!!

1) Elliott Martin, LIFE CONFLICTED, instrumental, performed by the author on guitar (Elliot expresses instrumentally his feeling that "everything in life is a trial for something even though he can't figure out what that 'something' is.")

2) Richie Cannaday, GOLDEN, song, performed by the author on one string of his guitar (Richie sings about the perils of his famous friend who "in certain circles is golden.")

3) Tilly, RIGHT WING IDIOTS CONVENTION, political scene, performed by the author and David Cheresnowsky ("Ben" and "Jerry" discuss personal politics as they eagerly await the arrival of their hero, Jerry Kilgore)

4) Dwayne Yancey, PYTHONS, performed by Kurt Kandy and Robb Rouse (Two pythons lazily discuss what they like about being pythons)

5) BLUE, THE CHRIS STEVENSON SHOW, comedic scene, performed by the author, Laura Tuggle Anderson and Kurt Kandy ("Maggie" goes on live television to break up with "Jake" and take back EVERYTHING she ever gave to him, including "the shirt off his back" and more)

6) Tamathy Christensen, IT'S HARD TO ESCAPE WHAT YOU LEARNED GROWING UP, memoir, performed by the author (Tamathy recalls her inability to let go of the idiosyncracies she picked up from her amazing 21-child bearing/rearing parents, and how it could have killed her, but only made her stronger)

7) Gina Laguzza, LIFE, monologue, performed by the author (Gina reviews the positive messages she encounters on a daily basis and longs for a "You Suck" to be added to that list)

8) Kurt Kandy, FIRST LOVE, poem, performed by the author (Kurt recalls a difficult memory of his "first love")

9) Connie Sellers, A MEDLEY, song on guitar, performed by the author (Connie sings two completely different songs using the same tune, The Ballad of Leon Lee and Cherokee)

10)Robert Smith, GATES OF HELL, satirical scene, performed by Paul, Eve, Stephanie and Heather (Different "sinners" approach the gates of Hell, where Satan clarifies that the only people who DON'T end up there are the people who attend the 3rd Street Cavalry Baptist Church)

11)Big Lick Conspiracy, ASIDES, improvised scene, performed by Laura Tuggle Anderson, Robb Rouse and fronted by J.D. Ruelle (Robb and Laura share a Father-Son moment while bearing their innermost thoughts to the audience)

12)Richie Cannaday, THE ME-MAW STORY, story, performed by the storyteller (Richie tells a story of his dear-departed Me-Maw and how much she loved his Grandpa even though it was his mission in life to tease her)

13)Simon Adkins, WATCHOO TALKIN' 'BOU, WILLIS'S REVENGE, short play written in heavy southern vernacular, performed by Richie Cannaday and Todd Ristau ("Deputy Sam" is all in a fluster 'cause "sweet innocent Rosa Lee" done got herseff kilt in what looks like a "de-praved and vile sex crime by a prevert." "Sheriff Beeferman" figgers out sh'aint done nothin' but choked on some chicken. "Sheeeeey.")

14)Adrien Monti, PINS AND NEEDLES, memoir, performed by the author (Adrien goes off of Zoloft, finds Frank's "I HATE LIFE" self-carved tattoo endearing, runs into her first girlfriend and, for some reason, is a bit disappointed that she's now dating Jupiter, a man, and realizes that life isn't that much different after Zoloft---She just isn't swallowing a blue pill every morning)

15)Todd Ristau, CONFIRM THIS, political scene, performed by the author and John Peery, with Laura Tuggle Anderson, Robb Rouse, Simon Adkins and Richie Cannaday (President Bush withdraws his nomination for Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court and instead decides to nominate his best friend, Jesus)

STAFF:
DIRECTOR: TODD RISTAU
HOST: VICKIE HOLT WITH SPECIAL GUEST HOST RICHIE CANNADAY
LIGHTS/SOUND: BLUE
BOX OFFICE/CONCESSIONS: AMY ALLS (WITH SOME ASSISTANCE FROM BLUE)
PRODUCER: DARYN WARNER

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10/24/2005 4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(laughing)....this was a good show by the way. Cant wait till next week.

10/25/2005 8:17 AM  
Blogger Amy said...

Seriously, why do these things end up on our portion of the blog more often than other portions of the blog??? There must be something I can do to avoid it. I may have to see if I can put that extra security thing on there or ask Todd to do it if it's something only he can access. Blargh.

10/25/2005 9:09 AM  
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10/26/2005 9:57 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

Hi guys. Greg here--co-wrote "Adventures of Dori & Greg" on 9/16.

Speaking as a friend of Mistress Sasha--she had a blast and definitely plans to return to No Shame (I will pass on your request, Adam), as do I. She has plans for another piece--we were gonna go last week but exhaustion intervened.

Whether I bring back another piece is another matter entirely given only to time. (Actually, scratch that, i've got one for this week if there's time. However, given that I'd now be a 2nd-time writer for No Shame, I no longer have an automatic in.

Anyway, we've had a great time all 3 times we've gone.

10/27/2005 2:31 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

To clarify: Mistress Sasha wrote "Oh my God, my penis burns," about the daughter taking her father to the ProDom dungeon, which was presented at NoShame on Fri. 10/14.

Hope to see you all this week!

10/27/2005 2:33 AM  
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11/06/2005 1:12 AM  

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