Saturday, May 03, 2008

Best of No Shame ORDER

Best of No Shame Order Spring 2008

1) Egg Salad Sandwich - Jake Gontero
2) I've Always Hated You - Nick Beatty
3) Song of Choice - Mirri
4) Apology for a Memoir - Greg Machlin
5) The Thing to do - Evan Schenck
6) Things You Should Know - Penny
7) Amazing Things - Katy Baggs
8) And Now For Something So Stupid, even you'll love it! Story time with ol' Grandpappy COugh Syrup Presents: Beastiality Amidst the white creamy fields of the past as recalled by ol' Grandpappy Cough Syrpu - by ol' Grandpappy Cough Syrup
* 9) Dance Piece- Kyle Ford (Please contact us asap to confirm)
10) Song of Choice - Jamal River
11) Tears of a Clown - Luke
12) The Break Room - Brian Lenth
* 13) Improv piece- Three Men and a Baby, Minus the Baby (Please confirm asap)
14) What a Hare-y Situation - Eli Wilkinson
15) Get Out of my Everything - Janani
16) The Blob of Love - Eric Landuyt and Kim Townsend
17) The Doors of Justice - John Bates
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13 Comments:

Blogger noshametheater said...

If possible, I would be honored to perform Penny's "Things You Should Know." Thank you. John Bates

5/03/2008 8:39 PM  
Blogger Jake Gontero said...

Also, I'm sad not to see a post with the deadweek order and reviews. OH WELLS.

5/04/2008 2:02 AM  
Blogger Eli Wilkinson said...

I dont have the deadweek order. Evan, Luke?

5/04/2008 1:11 PM  
Blogger Nicholas said...

Is that the full order?

I have a few more written down after Johns piece.

Do you still want Leigh and I to do the "Blues" piece?

5/04/2008 4:11 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

Dead Week Order: Cut and paste to post. Included a few explanations.

1.Restaurant
by David Rusell
Man tries to order an egg.

2. Greg Machlin's Magnetic Love Poetry
by Katy Baggs

3. Apothecary
by Mirri

3.5 The Lack-of-Sex-capades of Greg Machlin, Episode 1
by Eric & Eli

4. Seduction Through Distraction
by Andrew J. Daniels
(Man and his secretary are in love.)

4.25 Sonja's piece
by Sonja

4.5 The Lack-of-Sexcapades of Greg Machlin, Episode 2
by Eli Wilkinson & Eric Landuyt

5. Dancing Around the Issue
by James S. Roth
(Rave!)

5.5 The Lack-of-Sexcapades of Greg Machlin, Episode 3
by Eli & Eric

6. The Ad Hoc Committee to Save NoShame, Proposal #4,003
by Greg Machlin

6.? Why I'm Not Wolverine
by Me
(Me reveals injuries he suffered performing last week's piece.)

7. Happy Birthdays
by Evan Shenck
(Greg pretends it's his birthday at Applebee's.)

8. Bear Battle
by Ray
(Capture-the-coffee-cup, as referred by a bear on roller skates.)

8.5 The Lack-of-Sexcapades of Greg Machlin, Episode 4
by Eli & Eric

(9. Not performed? Chi Chi Chi, by 16,66?)

9.5 How To Manage Stress
by A. Theresa
(Theresa & friends pop balloons.)

10. Who You Talking To?
by Beatty
(Two separate phone conversations.)

10.5. The Lack-of-Sexcapades of Greg Machlin, Episode 5
by Eli & Eric

11. Eric Jesteadt is Totally Unpopular...Or Is He???
by Anonymous
(Eric is James Caan. Lydia is Kathy Bates.)

12. Echoes of the Big Bang
by Leigh
(Song.)

13. Tribute
by Late Night Infomercial Man
(You can now get all of Eric Landuyt's most famous pieces.)

14. Therapy Session #147
by John Bates

15. Dave Matthews
by the Bougm Fellows

16. My Last NoShame Piece of All Time by Greg Machlin
by Jake Gontero
(Greg as inventor.)

17. The Egg
by Your Prom is So Small
(Song; people got up and danced.)

5/04/2008 4:18 PM  
Blogger Greg said...

It's an excellent order, and I'm honored to be included.

I'm very pleased "3 Men" and Kyle Ford both made the cut. Kudos to the Board for smart, unorthodox choices.

Two quick questions--I know Arlen was planning on calling Kyle, but he said he might forget, so I emailed Arlen a reminder. Has anyone emailed David/Brad/Alex yet? If not, no worries--I just did, and I made sure to highlight that Best of NoShame was always well-attended and could be an excellent way to build "3 Men's" audience. I gave them Eli's email address.

If you did contact "3 Men," that line should probably read "Invited; Awaiting confirmation" as a response. If not, just a gentle reminder to the Board to be as pro-active as possible, and to not assume that everyone reads the blog.

5/04/2008 4:43 PM  
Blogger luke said...

The asterisks at the end of pieces indicate that the people are invited to perform, but we aren't sure yet if they will be doing so.

Unless something has changed that I'm not aware of Nick and Leigh are still being asked to do "No Shame Blues."

I'm pretty sure Eric Jesteadt will be performing Penny's "Things You Should Know" since it was so well liked last time.

5/04/2008 5:57 PM  
Blogger luke said...

I don't want to blow the "No Shame No Fun" whistle, but i was worried when that bear was roller skating around. I wouldn't want him to get injured. Even if he was stuffed with lots of padding.

5/04/2008 6:03 PM  
Blogger Eli Wilkinson said...

Nick, you and Leigh are still in the Best Of order. I just must've skipped you accidentally. I will fix the order when I get home and find the sheet.

5/04/2008 7:11 PM  
Blogger Eli Wilkinson said...

Yes. "Things You should Know" will be performed by Eric Jesteadt if he is present. It was his performance that got the piece into the order and unless something happens, it will be him performing it.

5/04/2008 7:16 PM  
Blogger Eli Wilkinson said...

I indeed messed up on the order. the last two should go like this:

17) No Shame Blues - Leigh and Beatty

18) Doors of Justice - John Bates

5/05/2008 2:38 PM  
Blogger Adam;s Taintws. said...

1) Egg Salad Sandwich - Jake Gontero

Good job! I liked it!

2) I've Always Hated You - Nick Beatty

I don't remember this but I didn't like it.

3) Song of Choice - Mirri

Oh yeah! Song of GOOD choice!

4) Apology for a Memoir - Greg Machlin

I can't remember, sorry.

5) The Thing to do - Evan Schenck

Not ringing a bell...

6) Things You Should Know - Penny

Yes! This is good to me! Nice way to be so weird, Eric! I know you didn't write it, but still.

7) Amazing Things - Katy Baggs

Yes, there were some AMAZING things in this!

8) And Now For Something So Stupid, even you'll love it! Story time with ol' Grandpappy COugh Syrup Presents: Beastiality Amidst the white creamy fields of the past as recalled by ol' Grandpappy Cough Syrpu - by ol' Grandpappy Cough Syrup

No, this is hate from me to this piece

* 9) Dance Piece- Kyle Ford (Please contact us asap to confirm)

That didn't so much

10) Song of Choice - Jamal River

I don't know about this either

11) Tears of a Clown - Luke

Well, I guess whatever. I remember it anyway.

12) The Break Room - Brian Lenth

Do you remember the rules of the break room? They're important to do and no don't make the baby on the table in front of the boss with his married wife!!!

* 13) Improv piece- Three Men and a Baby, Minus the Baby (Please confirm asap)

No no, there'd just not.

14) What a Hare-y Situation - Eli Wilkinson

Don't remember???!!!!!!!

15) Get Out of my Everything - Janani

What are you telling me????

16) The Blob of Love - Eric Landuyt and Kim Townsend

OuchWhat do you do >>>>>>>>????????

17) No Shame Blues - Leigh and Beatty

Why can I have seen it twice when it hurt so bad? You are causing a personal suffering!!

18) Doors of Justice - John Bates

Will it be reminded to me? I don't even tell.

Well, this was kind of bad I guess. Maybe the next will be funner? But no.

5/07/2008 2:28 PM  
Blogger Adam;s Taintws. said...

1) Egg Salad Sandwich - Jake Gontero

Good job! I liked it!

2) I've Always Hated You - Nick Beatty

I don't remember this but I didn't like it.

3) Song of Choice - Mirri

Oh yeah! Song of GOOD choice!

4) Apology for a Memoir - Greg Machlin

I can't remember, sorry.

5) The Thing to do - Evan Schenck

This was pretty sweet. It was sweet AND sweet!!!

6) Things You Should Know - Penny

Yes! This is good to me! Nice way to be so weird, Eric! I know you didn't write it, but still.

7) Amazing Things - Katy Baggs

Yes, there were some AMAZING things in this!

8) And Now For Something So Stupid, even you'll love it! Story time with ol' Grandpappy COugh Syrup Presents: Beastiality Amidst the white creamy fields of the past as recalled by ol' Grandpappy Cough Syrpu - by ol' Grandpappy Cough Syrup

This was great! I love that piece. Adam Hahn vs. The Red Peter... Classic.

* 9) Dance Piece- Kyle Ford (Please contact us asap to confirm)

That didn't so much EVEN GET TO HAPPEN! Well, it happened in it's way, yes, and it was still pretty awesome, yes. But SHIT dude-- SHIT! It started out to be the MOST awesome! ...The MOST...

10) Song of Choice - Jamal River

I don't know about this either

11) Tears of a Clown - Luke

Well, I guess whatever. I remember it anyway.

12) The Break Room - Brian Lenth

Do you remember the rules of the break room? They're important to do and no don't make the baby on the table in front of the boss with his married wife!!!

* 13) Improv piece- Three Men and a Baby, Minus the Baby (Please confirm asap)

No no, there'd just not.

14) What a Hare-y Situation - Eli Wilkinson

Don't remember???!!!!!!!

15) Get Out of my Everything - Janani

What are you telling me????

16) The Blob of Love - Eric Landuyt and Kim Townsend

OuchWhat do you do >>>>>>>>????????

17) No Shame Blues - Leigh and Beatty

Why can I have seen it twice when it hurt so bad? You are causing a personal suffering!!

18) Doors of Justice - John Bates

Will it be reminded to me? I don't even tell.

Well, this was kind of bad I guess. Maybe the next will be funner? But no.

5/10/2008 4:07 PM  

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